November 2012
4 posts
October 2012
102 posts
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guceubcuesu:
me half the time: i'm so insecure and so ugly ew
me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
Reactions to the words "There's a hurricane...
blackfoxwhitedemon:
Northerners, Foreigners, Westerners:
Southerners:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
fulllmetal:
im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
3 tags
daisydarren:
i just googled ‘barack obama white’
i don’t know what i was expecting
darrynek:
are you from tennessee because your car has a tennessee license plate on it